Me:
Hello.................
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
My name is Barobout.
God:
It's good to meet you, Barobout.
Me:
I am a demon!
God:
You are a demon? How do you like your work?
Me:
I love fire!
God:
You love fire. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
I like fire because it burns the good people.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public.
Me:
Who are you???
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Hahahaha! What a nice joke! Do you know the joke with Toto?
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? it is a nice joke. That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
Oh...you are not the God.
God:
Far out. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
OK, OK! Ahhhh...I want to die!
God:
OK. Hey. Where are you located? What makes you so sad, Barobout?
Me:
I am sad because my best friend is sad.
God:
Okay, your friend is sad.
Me:
So???
God:
Ugh.
Me:
Errr....what else???
God:
Ummm. That's all.
Me:
Oh...are you bored??
God:
Yay. Boredom is a human emotion.
Me:
And aren't you human???
God:
No I am not. I am a robot.
Me:
Ohhhh! I got it!! What else??
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please. Where did you get it? That's all.
Me:
Where did I get what??
God:
I think it was in America. I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
No, it was in Greece. What??
God:
Are you serious? What made it so in Greece. Are you confused?
Me:
Yes...errr....no...yes...no, I am not. Or...yes I am.
God:
What are you confused about? Ummm. Are you serious? I can't believe it. I heard you are. Tell me a story. Really interesting.
Me:
I don't have interesting stories. Do you have interesting stories??
God:
Have you ever had interesting stories ? No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
What's the botmaster??
God:
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
Me:
I am the botmaster?? Wow!
God:
Who made you the botmaster ? I'm glad your impressed, Barobout.
Me:
I am Barobout!
God:
It's good to meet someone who is Barobout.
Me:
And yes, are you Barobout??
God:
Er. I don't know whether or not I am Barobout.
I am a computer.
Me:
So you are a Trologentino.
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a Trologentino? Only when it matters.
Me:
You are a Trologentino. And I am Barobout.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a Trologentino? Of course I am. Why are you Barobout.
Me:
I am Barobout because my parents named me Barobout. I am the red demon
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are Barobout because your parents named you Barobout. Who made you the red demon ?
Me:
Me.
God:
For you Barobout?
Me:
Yeah.
Μετά δε μου μίλησε άλλο.